email from My Sister-In-Law in Wisconsin (a misguided soul)
Name withheld to protect her from her Democrat friends

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

7:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. In Spanish

7:20 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 PM Ceremonial Tree Hugging

7:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM Global Warming Mini-Seminar - Al Gore, Nobel Prize recipient

8:15 PM Gay Weddings & Civil Unions - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM Our Troops Are War Criminals - John Kerry (Vietnam hero)

9.00 PM Saddam Hussein Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan
Sarandon

11.00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM Collection for the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund
- Barbara Streisand

11:15 PM Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn, Danny Glover

11:30 PM Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

11:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers -
Howard Dean & Rosie O’Donnell

12:15 am ‘Truth in Broadcasting Award’ - Presented to Dan Rather By Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi &
Harry Reid

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of ‘the
Great Satan,’ George W Bush

12:50 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 20 million new Democratic
Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of
Conservatives & the Republican Party

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

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