Bush Pleads With “The One” To Save The World
President Bush has requested “The One’s” return to Washington DC to save us from the global financial crisis.
“The One” has graciously accepted. Obama says he will complete the task in one day, then rest for six.
ABC News has learned that President Bush called Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., this evening and invited him to participate in a meeting about the Wall Street bailout bill tomorrow afternoon in Washington, DC, with other congressional leaders, including Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.
A source tells ABC News that Obama has accepted the president’s invitation.
The invitation comes at an interesting time. The President has not been in the middle of negotiations with Congress, leaving that task to his Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.
President Bush has warned the leaders of the World that if “The One” fails, all is lost.
This is all like a bad SNL skit.
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